1. O God The Aftermath: 

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    O God The Aftermath:

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  2. Symantec Antivirus, it’s over.

    For the past few days, I’ve been trying to fix my dad’s Windows XP computer (was finally successful last night).  After years of working reliably, a few days ago it decided to shoot its CPU usage to 100% when doing anything, seemingly at random, for HOURS, making it impossible to do much of anything at all.  I scanned for viruses and spyware and didn’t find a thing.  I tried alternative browsers (it took 3 hours to install Safari) to make sure that it wasn’t Firefox. I hand-checked msconfig’s process list to make sure that every process running wasn’t something that wasn’t supposed to be running. Everything checked out.  I checked the hard disk, RAM and did other basic hardware checks, even removing all hardware except the essentials, and ruled out hardware as being the culprit. Eventually, I started the computer in safe mode and found that it worked fine, so there was obviously something starting up in regular mode that wasn’t starting up in safe mode.

    I disabled every single non-essential Windows service and started it up. It ran fine. So it was one of the services. Okay. There are only about 70-80 in the list that start with Windows. (UGH!)  So I started enabling services and restarting, until the problem reappeared, and an unlikely culprit surfaced. Symantec Antivirus (Corporate Edition, no less!). Somehow, after years of working great, it just decided to revert all the way back to 1999 (literally) and take up the entire computer’s time doing who knows what. Good riddance, Symantec Antivirus… you backstabber!  How could you betray me after all this time?

    I installed AVG Free. Done.  I should get him a Mac, but alas, I think the learning curve would be too steep. :(

  3. Woohoo!: 

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    Woohoo!:

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  4. YESSSSSSS: 

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    YESSSSSSS:

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  5. “If we understand what the extremes are, the middle will take care of itself.”
    Dan Formosa - Objectified
  6. Not the most well thought out sign…: 

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    Not the most well thought out sign…:

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  7. Mmmhmm.: 

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    Mmmhmm.:

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  8. This is hands-down my favorite clip from the Office.

  9. “Betrayal ain’t just a river in Egypt.”
    Michael Scott, “The Office”
  10. From the newest issue of Maxim:

    Who wants to be a Milla-naire?

    I met your September cover model, Milla Jovovich, back in the day, and I 
    was shocked to discover that she was far hotter in person (which I didn’t 
    think would be possible). She was also very nice. She shot me down 
    very gently when I asked her out. Anyway, that made me wonder: What 
    percentage of cover girls look pretty much like you’d expect them to, 
    and what percentage make you think, Oh, crap, that’s disappointing? 
    Mike Carey via e-mail

    Wait, you asked out Milla Jovovich? Do your granite testicles chafe, or are they sanded to a glossy finish so they swish gently across your knees?

  11. I'm Richard Felix. I make useful and fun websites/iPhone apps.
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