Please stop outsourcing your to-go orders. We aren’t stupid. We know that robotic, script-reading girl on the phone who is sitting in a completely quiet room and says weird sentences like “Welcome to Baton Rouge, this is Jessica” (Uh, so what restaurant did I just call?), or “Which location would you like to order from?” (You should know, I dialed the number of the restaurant location I wanted) isn’t anywhere near the city we’re ordering food from, and it’s super creepy. I want to talk to someone in the restaurant that I’m calling. All you’re doing is putting my order into a computer and extending my wait time because there’s now a longer delay between my order time and when it makes it to the kitchen.

In other words: Exit41, you succccccccccckkkkkkkk.